Tuesday, January 1, 2008

January 1st always means...

Hangovers? College Football? Taking down Christmas decorations?

Yeah yeah, but more importantly, it means new laws to mess with your life!

Here in California dozens of new state laws go into effect. It always seems like a secret, doesn't it? Like you're left out of these changes until it's too late? Have no fear, below is all you'll ever need to read:

- Legalization of importing kangaroo products from non-endangered kangaroos
- Ban on employers from implaning ID tags under the skin of their employees
- Pets are now included in protective orders for spousal abuse
- Kids under 18 need parents ok to go to tanning booth


Your gubmint in action. Always out for your best interests.

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