Can you patent assholism?

Everyone in the world that isn't a Patriots fan or an employee of ESPN should be thrilled with the Super Bowl outcome.

Those smug jerks up in beantown even had a patent in the works for "19-0 the perfect season". I wonder if you can pull those or now you still have to pay and are the proud owner of your own shame.

19-0 THE PERFECT SEASON
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